How Dummies Interpret The Events In Egypt

February 18, 2011
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Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin weigh in on the Egyptian Revolution.

Notes;
Much of this video is pulled verbatim from the February 10 broadcast of the Glenn Beck Show on Fox News Channel. The link can be accessed at Crooks & Liars:

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/howard-beale-hydrocodone-glenn-beck-

1. “There is a lot going on in Egypt. It’s happening fast and none of it is good. If anybody looks at history you will see the French revolution, you will see the beginnings of what’s going on in Iran 32 years ago to the day. It is like watching history just repeat itself before our eyes … So here’s the results in Egypt. It’s chaos. This is not a happy group of people. “

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2. “And nobody yet has explained to the American public what they know, and surely they know more than the rest of us know who it is who will be taking the place of Mubarak and no, not, not real enthused about what it is that that’s being done on a national level and from DC in regards to understanding all the situation there in Egypt.”

- Sarah Palin, Palin Takes To Friendly Airwaves For Substance-Free Attack On Obama’s Egypt Response, Media Matters, February 6, 2011
http://mediamatters.org/blog/201102060010

3. Remember what I said was happening on day two of this revolt. I said radical Islamists, Communists and Socialists will work together against Israel, will work together against capitalism, will work together to overthrow and overturn stability. Mocked. Mocked for it. Mocked like a dummy. Well, here is what the NY times says today.

“So here it is on the front page and remember what I said was happening. This is what I said was happening on day two of this revolt. I said radical islamists, communists and socialists will work together against Israel, will work together against capitalism, will work together to overthrow and overturn stability. Mocked. Mocked for it. Here is what the NY times blindly stumble upon today and then they extol this as a good thing. They describe this as some of the individuals who helped spur on the unrest and how the young is there and they’re using the internet and how they laid out a weekly protest schedule which has been followed to the T by the way including today and then they actually write this, I love this, here it is.”

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4. “In the process many have formed some unusual bonds that reflect the non-idological character of the Egyptian youth revolt, which encompasses liberals, socialists and members of the Muslim Brotherhood,” notice they don’t say communists … yet. Quote. “I like the brotherhood most and they like me” says Sally Moore, a psychiatrist – that should have her head checked – a Coptic Christian and an avowed leftist and feminist of mixed Irish and Egyptian roots, “they always have a hidden agenda, we know, and you never know when power comes how they’ll behave” – excuse me? Could we take this 32 year old nincompoop and set her on fire? I know and you know that they have a hidden agenda – what do you think that hidden agenda is little miss leftist, feminist Christian? Oh, I don’t know, does it involve a big sword to the head of people like you?

“In the process many have formed some unusual bonds that reflect the non-idological character of the Egyptian youth revolt, which encompasses liberals, socialists and members of the Muslim Brotherhood, notice they don’t say communists … yet. Quote. “I like the brothjerhood most and they like me” says Sally Moore, a psychiatrist, that should have her head checked, a Coptic Christian and an avowed leftist and feminist of mixed Irish and Egyptian roots, “they always have a hidden agenda, we know, and you never know when power comes how they’ll behave” – excuse me? Could we fix reason firmly in our seat for a minute for this 32 year old nincompoop. I know and you know that they have a hidden agenda – what do you think that hidden agenda is little miss leftists, feminist Christian? Oh, I don’t know, does it involve a big sword to the head of people like you?

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5. Why is this leftist willing to work with the brotherhood? Quote. But they’re very good with organizing. Oh. Oh. They’re good at organizing. Organizing for America. Community organizing. Who else do we know who was a community organizer?

“But this leftist knows that’s a risk, but is wiling to work with the brotherhood. Why? Quote. But they’re very good with organizing. They’re calling for a civil state just like everyone else so let them have a political party just like everyone else. They’ll not win more than ten percent I think. Oh. Oh. They’re good at organizing. Organizing for America. Community organizing. It’s the buzz word that will change the word.”

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6. How have we survived this long being this stupid? Are you kidding me? All these Harvard know-it-alls will see this. In the paper. Front page. But they’ll say “oh this is crazy. Oh, he says it’s gonna cascade into a revolution throughout the Middle East and it could possibly effect Europe and London. Oh that’s crazy talk. Really?

“How have we survived this long being this stupid? Good heavens. I don’t even understand how we’ve survived a week with a media like this. Are you kidding me? All these Harvard know-it-alls that have no clue as how to, they are given the story, they write the damn story. And yet, they will see, come with me, they will see this. In the paper. Front page. They see this. But they’ll say “oh this is crazy. Oh this is crazy. What? Oh, and then he says it’s gonna cascade into a revolution throughout the middle east and it could possibly effect Egypt, er, uh, uh, Europe. It could possibly effect London. Oh that’s crazy talk. Really?”

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7. Nazi Tourettes.

Nod to Lewis Black:

http://current.com/entertainment/comedy/92434565_lewis-black-sounds-off-on-glenn-beck.htm

8. And of course our President, the “organizer”, our President is proud of the youth. He says “This is a day of transformation.” Fundamental transformation Mister President? Because the people have called for CHANGE. Your slogan too. And it’s mainly young people. Just like you. Thank you for your leadership and guidance Mister President.

“And of course, our President, oh our president, our president is proud of the youth. Listen to our president. What he said today about Egypt … Let’s see if I have this right? This is only happening. This is a day of transformation. Fundamental transformation Mister President? A day of transformation. Why? Because the people have called for CHANGE. Your slogan too. And it’s all people. But mainly. It’s young people. Just like you. You can change the world. Transform it. Wow. Thank you for your leadership and guidance Mister President. Hmm.”

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/howard-beale-hydrocodone-glenn-beck-

9. Do you know why I have bored you to tears for two and half, three weeks on this story? / To pretend like you know what’s going on? / No, dummy, because everyone has said this program was crazy. / oh. / I have never said what I have said in the last two weeks which is this, I know I am right on this. I’ve never said that. I’ve never said, I know I’m right. Why? Because I know my gut. And I wanted you to see it. I wanted this to be branded on your head. Why? Because I need you to question everything, not only that I say, but everybody else. You are being manipulated. These people didn’t come out in a grass-roots movement. Dummies, there’s no grass in Egypt! These people have been organized! By a community organizer. I don’t think this ends well for the people of Egypt. You are watching the beginning and the birth of the New World Order.

“Do you know why I have bored you to tears for two and half, three weeks on this story? I said on day two, I walked over to that wall, because they were already calling me “Chicken little” and I pointed out those things and I said “I am going to plant my flag on this, and I will fall on my sword if I have to.” Everyone has said this program was crazy. I have never said what I have said in the last two weeks which is this, I know I am right on this. I’ve never said that. I’ve never said that before. I’ve said, I hope that I’m wrong, but I don’t think I am. I’ve never said, I know I’m right. Why? Because on this, I know the research that we have done for the last two years that has lead to this moment, I know history, I know what history teaches us, and I know my gut. And I wanted you to see it. I wanted this to be branded on your head. I wanted you to be able to see it and know that there was no one else telling you this stuff. Why? Why would I want you to do that? Because I need you to question everything not only that I say, but everybody else.” You are being manipulated. And there are powerful forces all over the world, these people didn’t come out just because, Hey I think I’m coming, these people have been organized! I don’t think this ends well for the people of Egypt. This is only the beginning of – transformative change. This is the beginning, I told you on day number one, you are witnessing the archduke Ferdinand moment which lead to the formative change called world war one. You are watching the beginning and the birth of the New World Order.”

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10. And you want to call me crazy? Go to hell. Call me crazy all you want. (Nazi) The world is heading towards a different place. And don’t be taken there unaware. And don’t you dare let your friends when they get there say “well how did this happen?” It was happening while you were asleep.

“And you want to call me crazy? Go to hell. Call me crazy all you want. (Sigh) the world is heading towards a different place. And don’t be taken there unaware. If you want to go there make the choice, an intelligent choice, but don’t be lead there, and don’t you dare let your friends when they get there say “well how did this happen?” It was happening while you were asleep.”

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11. My grandfather owned a farm. I remember being about this tall and going to the place to buy chicken feed for the chickens. Let me tell you something. I remember the people that we bought the chicken feed from. The people that are advising us don’t buy chicken feed from them.

“Save me lord, please take me now. There’d be a lot of people in America that would love it, let’s do it in dramatic fashion on tv, take me now Jesus. My grandfather owned a farm. I remember being about this tall and going to the place to buy chicken feed for the chickens. Let me tell you something. I remember the people that we bought the chicken feed from. The people that are advising us, the national intelligence director, don’t buy chicken feed from the man.”

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12. Some people think we’re having a 1776 moment. No. No. We’re having July 14, 1789. That’s the one that ended with the guillotines in France. They were both revolutions but only one ended with bloodshed. There is a difference.

“Oh it’s a historic day. Some people think we’re having a 1776 moment. No. No. We’re having july 14, 1789. That’s the one that ended with the guillotines in France. They were both revolutions, isn’t it great, they’re both calling for freedom, one ended with bloodshed and guillotines, there is a difference.”

http://crooksandliars.com/david-neiwert/howard-beale-hydrocodone-glenn-beck-

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2 Responses to How Dummies Interpret The Events In Egypt

  1. Mock The Dummy on March 27, 2011 at 11:13 pm

    Although the link is accurate, the final dash isn’t translating in the hyperlink. To see the source information, click the link and then add a dash (“-”) to the end in the address bar and hit enter.

  2. Joe Higgs on June 13, 2011 at 5:14 am

    Great stuff, very clever. Thanks

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