How Dummies Bankrupt A Brand

May 11, 2011

NOTES;

1. “Good morning. Today I’m very proud of myself because I’ve been able to accomplish something that nobody else has been able to accomplish.”

Donald Trump, New Hampshire Press Conference, 4-27-11 (Video)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/27/donald-trump-obama-birth-_n_854267.html

2. “Our president has finally released a birth certificate. I am really proud. I am really honored.”

Donald Trump, New Hampshire Press Conference, 4-27-11 (Video)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/27/donald-trump-obama-birth-_n_854267.html

3. “Nobody could get him to do it. And he did it because we went after him hard. We’re tough negotiators like this country needs.”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

4. “Now we can get on to issues and hopefully when I sit down with interviews people won’t start talking about birth certificate, birth certificate like they keep doing.”

Donald Trump, New Hampshire Press Conference, 4-27-11 (Video)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/27/donald-trump-obama-birth-_n_854267.html

5. “I am really honored, frankly, to have played such a big role in hopefully hopefully getting rid of this issue. I’d want to look at it but I hope it’s true so that we can get onto much more important matters so the press can stop asking me questions.”

Donald Trump, New Hampshire Press Conference, 4-27-11 (Video)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/27/donald-trump-obama-birth-_n_854267.html

6. “I’ve heard that Obama was a terrible student, terrible. How does a bad student go to Columbia and then to Harvard? He needs to release his college records.”

Donald Trump, Interview, 4-26-11 (Video)
http://nation.foxnews.com/president-obama-education-records/2011/04/25/trump-investigating-how-obama-got-harvard-he-was-terrib

7. “I have a great relationship with the blacks.”

Donald Trump, Interview on Fred Dicker radio show, 4-14-11
http://firstread.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/04/14/6471219-trump-i-have-a-great-relationship-with-the-blacks

8. “Now we can talk about oil … We can talk about OPEC doing numbers on us like no one ever has before.”

Donald Trump, New Hampshire Press Conference, 4-27-11 (Video)
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/04/27/donald-trump-obama-birth-_n_854267.html

9. “Can you believe it? You’re going to be paying $5 and $6 dollars a gallon for gasoline pretty soon and they wanna go in and raise the price of oil because we have nobody in Washington that sits back and says ‘you’re not going to raise that fucking price, you understand me’.”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

10. “Give me a break. In the old days if you had a war and you won the war it was yours.
So I said, we go in, we take the oil.”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

11. “We have weak, pathetic leadership. We have incompetent leadership. … China this year is going to make on this country $300 billion dollars. … Why shouldn’t we make $300 billion?”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

12. I have a great relationship with the Chinese. I made a lot of money off of them.

“Phil, did I do well with the Chinese?”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

13. “Here we have China ripping this country off like nobody’s ever seen before and we have the President of China come a few months ago to Washington and we give him a state dinner. Now when people are screwing you you don’t give ‘em state dinners. … Our leaders our stupid, they’re stupid people.”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

14. Trump Dummy: I’d call up that Chinese President – What’s his name?\
Dummy: Hu. ……

Nod to Abbott & Costello – “Who’s on first?”

15. “Listen you motherfuckers we’re going to tax you 25%.”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

16. “Under the trump doctrine, fellas we love you very much, you want to sell to us, you build plants in our country.”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech

17. “The Rasmussen poll just came out and guess who’s number one?”

Donald Trump, Las Vegas Speech, 4-29-11 (Video)
http://video.theweek.com/video/Donald-Trumps-Las-Vegas-speech;News-Opinion#c=XDLZ2R0LBVK36TS4&t=Donald%20Trump%27s%20Las%20Vegas%20speech