The dummies know what’s causing our erratic weather.
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this was my reply to a conservative friend who posted a mock report that Obama had decided to move his vacation to the west coast in answer to the impending storm :
meanwhile Palin says the hurricane is a liberal conspiracy by the global warming community, Michelle Bachman expressed her understanding that the hurricane was caused by the earthquake, and Rick Perry said that the existence of a hurricane is simply a theory and that meteorolgy is a tool of witches (I think he’s getting ready to name Christine Odonnell as his running mate to appeal to the wiccan voting block). Ron Paul was caught tracking the storm via NOAA and had no comment when questioned about the fact that NOAA is a government funded organization that should not be in existence if he believes his own rhetoric. Meanwhile Tea Partiers are already filling out FEMA claims to collect government funds for damages after their “Small Government is Good Government” protest signs are blown away. And of course Andy Borowitz reports that Pat Robertson claims that last weeks weak earthquake was a sign from God that he doesn’t like the “kind of gay” metrosexual behavior of east coasters.