Dummies and Sausages

Dummy:  Welcome to my Tea Party.  We dummies have a treat for you.  We want to bring you the dummy that Iowans love to call their own.  Ladies and gentlemen, I bring you the next first couple!

Michele Bachmann Dummy:  I am just stunned and humbled and thankful and grateful and all the rest!  Marcus!  Stop it!  Don’t do it.  Don’t swallow that sausage!  Marcus!  Please.  Pray it away!  /Dummy? / Pray it away!

Dummy:  Dummy?  We’re still live.

Michele Bachmann Dummy:   Oh.  Oh Yah.  We just crossed an important hurdle, but it’s the first one.  Now it’s on to all 50 states!  Marcus!  Stop!  I’ll eat the sausage.  I’ll eat the sausage.

Marcus Bachmann Dummy:  No.  I want the sausage.  I want the sausage.

Michele Bachmann Dummy:   (muffled) Pray it away.  Pray it away.

Dummy:  Ahem.  Dummies that wasn’t funny.  Forget the image of the dummy swallowing the sausage.  Let’s get back to the serious messages that are so attractive to dummies.  Dummies wake up!  No more wasteful, out of control spending. (AAA!)  No more sharia law.  (AAA!)  No more big government that steals our liberty and sticks it’s monster nose in every facet of our lives. (AAA!).  We have to get back to the Christian nation our Constitutionally Conservative founding fathers created.  (Yippee!)  It’s time to take our country back!

Michele Bachmann Dummy: To when if your husband was gay that just meant he was happy.  Marcus!  Stop!

Tex:  VALIDATE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE

DUMMIES AND SAUSAGES

NOTES

  1. We want to bring you the dummy that Iowans love to call their own.

Michele Bachmann Wins Iowa Straw Poll

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20092076-503544.html

  1. “I am just humbled and thankful and grateful and all the rest.”

Michele Bachmann Wins Iowa Straw Poll

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20092076-503544.html

  1. Pray it away!

Michele Bachmann Clinic:  Where You Can Pray Away The Gay

http://abcnews.go.com/Blotter/michele-bachmann-exclusive-pray-gay-candidates-clinic/story?id=14048691

  1. “We just crossed an important hurdle, but it’s the first one. Now it’s on to all 50 states!”

Michele Bachmann Wins Iowa Straw Poll

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-20092076-503544.html

  1. I’ll eat the sausage! I’ll eat the sausage!

http://www.businessinsider.com/michele-bachmann-corndog-picture-2011-8

Dummies and Sausages

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