The 24/7 News Cycle for Dummies

 

THE 24/7 NEWS CYCLE FOR DUMMIES

Dummy:  The bickering in Washington continues with the President requesting Wednesday for a special session and the Speaker demanding Thursday and the President conceding to the Republicans  – again, and – Dummies, wake up!  If someone asks for a meeting on one day and someone else, because of a conflict, suggests another day do we really need to say okay?  Isn’t this another example of all the bickering and politics in the beltway?  We want to hear from you, the American people, BUT FIRST, let’s go to one of our long time contributors to tell us what you, the American people, want.

Here to tell us what the American people want is a dummy as Erick Erickson who is the editor and chief of the BLOG Redstate dot com in Macon, Georgia.  Rhymes with bacon.  Hello dummy.

Erick Erickson Dummy:  Mmmm.   Bacon.

Dummy:  Dummy, what do the American people want?

Erick Erickson Dummy:  Well I’ll tell you what the American people don’t want – they don’t want any  more speeches (AAA!), and they don’t want politicians to keep playing games.  (AAA!)

Dummy:  But what do the American people want?

Erick Erickson Dummy:   They want jobs not speeches.  The American people want to stop all the wasteful, reckless spending (AAA!), and to stop all of the job-killing regulation (AAA!), and, you know, to get the government out of their lives. (YIPPEE!)

Dummy:  What else do the American people want?

Erick Erickson Dummy:   The American people also want … a cheeseburger.  Make that two cheeseburgers.  And some fries.  Lots of fries.  With cheese on ‘em.  American cheese.  Make that chili cheese fries from Nu-Way Weiner Café.  Those are great.  And some onion rings.  That’s what the American people want.

Dummy:  Anything else?

Erick Erickson Dummy:   Ice cream.  The American people want some ice cream.  And the American people really like the Dairy Queen on Log Cabin Drive.  They like this one better than the one on Eisenhower Parkway.  Cuz Ike was a traitor.  And doughnuts … from Krispy Kreme.  The American people really like the Krispy Kreme on Pio Nono, specially when they’re hot, fresh out of the oven, when that little light’s on.  And don’t forget the ice cream.  But don’t go to Buster’s Ice Cream.  It’s too … it’s … it’s it’s own thing.  Too Blue state if you know what I mean.  American people like Dairy Queen.

Dummy:  The Dummy from Red State dot com.  We’re keeping ‘em honest – and keeping you watching.  Let’s go to commercials, folks, but be sure to stay with us.  Next we’ll talk about … something else.

THE 24/7 NEWS CYCLE FOR DUMMIES

NOTES

  1. The bickering in Washington continues with the President requesting Wednesday for a special session and the Speaker demanding Thursday and the President conceding to the Republicans .

 

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/politics/2011/09/house-speaker-john-boehner-rejects-president-obamas-request-for-joint-session-next-wednesday-suggests-thursday-instead/

 

  1. Well I’ll tell you what the American people don’t want – they don’t want any more speeches, and they don’t want politicians to keep playing games.   They want jobs not speeches.

http://www.redstate.com/erick/2011/09/01/we-dont-need-a-speech-we-need-jobs/

  1. The American people want to stop all the wasteful, reckless spending, and to stop all of the job-killing regulation, and, you know, to get the government out of their lives.

http:// EVERYWHERE!

  1. Nu-Way Weiner Café, Dairy Queen on Log Cabin Drive, Dairy Queen on Eisenhower Parkway, Kirspy Kreme on Pio Nono, Buster’s Ice Cream – all places in Macon, GA.

The 24/7 News Cycle for Dummies

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