How Dummies Usurp A Party

 

I pledge allegiance to the brand, of Americans For Tax Reform,

And to Grover Norquist, for whom it stands,

One conservative, under God, Individual,

With contributions and endorsements for me.

 

Rick Perry Dummy:

Boy that was dumber than a terd in a democrat’s outhouse.  And that’s a pretty dumb terd.  Cuz it was in a democrat’s butt.   Right?

Where’s that dadgum rain?  Jerk.

How Dummies Usurp A Party