The 12 Days of Conservative Movement Christmas

 

(To be sung to the tune of the 12 Days of Christmas)

Dummies:

On the first day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

A Kenyan in the Presidency.

 

On the second day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Two squawking Bachmanns.

And a Muslim in the Presidency.

 

On the third day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Three Fox News Hosts,

Two squawking Bachmanns ,

And a racist in the Presidency

 

On the Fourth Day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three Fox News Hosts,

Two Sausage Munchers,

And a liberal in the Presidency.

 

On the fifth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Five Tea Parties,

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three Fox Nudes,

Twenty Three Bachmann kids,

And the most radical president in our history.

 

On the sixth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Six Newts a Laying,

Five Golden Boehners,

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three Fox Nuts,

Two more years of Bachmann,

And a gangster in the Presidency.

 

On the seventh Day of Christmas those dummies gave to me

Seven puppets thinking,

Six Cains a Laying,

Five prayers for Rain,

Four Egyptian caliphates,

Three Fox Frauds,

Two Doctor Pauls,

And a Hussein in the presidency.

 

On the eighth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Eight Malkins clucking,

Seven Puppets writing,

Six Newts a laying,

Five Death Panels ,

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three Fox & Friends,

Two Suckers Koch,

And a secular socialist presidency.

 

On the ninth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Nine ladies dancing,

Eight Coulters Braying,

Seven Puppets Marching,

Six Newts a lying,

Five Santorum smears,

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three Chicken Littles,

Two squawking Bachmanns,

And an elite in the presidency.

 

On the tenth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Ten Becks a weeping,

Nine Sarah’s Tweeting,

Eight Breiberts Baaaing,

Seven Palins drowning,

Six Newts a lobbying,

Five Months No Rain,

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three Fox Freakouts,

Two squawking Bachmanns,

And a liberation theologist ushering in the secular socialist agenda presidency.

 

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Eleven Government takeovers,

Ten Becks turrets,

Nine Palin coining,

Eight Cows a Mooin’,

Seven puppet staring,

Six Newts a laughing,

Five Nuts on Stage,

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three Dummy Hosts,

Two Squawking Bachmanns,

And a Kind of a dick in the Presidency.

 

On the twelfth day of Christmas the dummies gave to me

Twelve dummies dumbing down down down down down down down down the electorate.

Eleven Pipelines piping,

Ten Becks a Weeping,

Nine Rogues a goin’,

Eight Armageddons,

Seven wasteful spending,

Six Newts advising,

One Donald Trump,

Four Blackboard Truths,

Three f**ing dolts,

Two squawking Bachmanns,

And a Freedom hater who will take your guns and put you in FEMA camps (unless you buy gold right now) in the Presidency.

VALIDATE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE

 

Sarah Palin Dummy:  Oh what, you can’t say Merry Christmas cuz then we might offend one of these minority religions that we have to keep bending over backwards to accommodate while the liberals wage this constant war on Christmas there.

The 12 Days of Conservative Movement Christmas

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