Dummy 1: Welcome to my Tea Party.
Dummy 2: Welcome to MY Tea Party.
Dummy 1: Dummies wake up!
We dummies have a request. Now I know some say that we dummies have a habit of cynicism, name-calling and intolerance. But, please, in the name of civility, decency and common courtesy, can we please, please just STOP SMEARING SANTORUM.
Dummy 2: Yeah. It’s really tough to get out of the drapes.
Tex: VALIDATE THE BIRTH CERTIFICATE